One bay. Several difficult phone calls.

ParkingInu

Parking Inu, a round low-poly shiba, parked inside a yellow bay

Perfectly parked, technically speaking, and already ignoring the claims adjuster.

Parking Inu asleep in a yellow bay beside a toppled cone and a blank clipboard — Covered, Apparently

He chose the yellow box, then expanded the definition of inside.

Bay Discipline
All four corners remain somewhere beneath him.
Claim Etiquette
Eyes closed until the estimate becomes polite.
Tow Resistance
Rated beyond the patience of municipal equipment.

Insurance will call when it stops laughing.